Hey guys, just spent a little over a week in a drug-induced coma while they tried to figure out what the fuck was wrong with my body.
PRO TIP OF THE DAY: Don't bother with urgent care, if your pain is above a 6/10 anywhere inside you, go the fuck to the ER. This probably only applies to the US but Urgent Care just slapped me with some weak ass antibiotics and sent me home, which did jack shit and let the infection spread to the rest of my body. So I've barely been lucid since last Tuesday. But now I'm home and up and about and I can't go out for a few days due to pain meds so I'll probably get a chapter or two up.