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Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 2)"Damn, I really overdid it tonight..." Andrea muttered as she crawled into bed- not like she really had an option, Kate had just been so nice! And to be honest, Andrea hadn't really eaten since the day before, since she had spent most of the day trying to be, you know, not homeless. Flopping onto her newly assembled bed, Andrea popped the button on her already too-tight jeans, allowing her over stuffed stomach the slightest bit of breathing room. Stifling a hiccup, Andrea couldn't help but think to herself, "How lucky am I to have found such an awesome roommate?", before beginning to strip off her pants to get ready for bed.

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Kate,Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 2) by ~jerkajerk

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Andrea's Roommate (Chapter 1)After almost choking to death (due in equal parts to embarrassment of eating this girls food and being surprised by the girls stealthy entry), Andrea made a somewhat passable recovery by attempting to make it sound like she was just coughing, rather than choking. After swallowing the massive bite of the stolen pastry, she stood up straight, not entirely unaware of just how much her shirt rode up when she wasn't slouching. "Oh, hi, I'm... Andrea! I answered your ad and I showed up and you weren't here and I... Yeah. Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I swiped a doughnut, and I know it was stupid and I'm really, REALLY sorry, and... Yeah, I'm just gonAndrea's Roommate (Chapter 1) by ~jerkajerk

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Andrea's Roommate (Intro)"Wow, now this... This is an apartment!" Andrea did a faux wolf- whistle as she surveyed her new apartment, which, up until now, she had no idea how it looked. For most college Juniors, this would have been a bit of a warning sign, but, unfortunately for Andrea, she had spent most of the summer procrastinating, which lead to her being in some what of dire straits when it came to a roommate, or, to be more precise, living quarters in general. However, in a brief stroke of luck, she had managed to find someone who had posted a Craigslist ad looking for a new roommate.

"College girl seeking female for roommate after prior roommate cancelled.Andrea's Roommate (Intro) by ~jerkajerk

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Stella and Ben"You know... I just don't think this is working out." Stella said in a flat tone, as her date stared at her on the front lawn of her apartment complex.

"But... Why? I mean, we had a wonderful dinner, and I-" Her date stammered, until Stella interrupted him.

"If by wonderful dinner you mean, you kept ordering food after I insisted I was full and then got mad at me for not eating it, then yeah, sure. But I, for one, don't enjoy having things pushed on me. Sorry." And with that, Stella walked inside, leaving the poor chap to sadly walk to his car, alone and dejected. Stella knocked twice on the door of the apartment, only to hear some lStella and Ben by ~jerkajerk

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I live in the Northern Americas. I am a man. I watch cartoons despite being 22 years old. I'm quite quiet about my fetishes.

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by ~jerkajerk, Nov 12, 2012, 12:54:52 PM
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Whenever I feel like writing but I don't have time to crank out another chapter/ full length story on here, I hop on writing.com. Lately I've been doing a lot of back and forth with a rather cool cat named Bobo the Hobo in Buttercombe Academy. If you've ever checked the site out before, then you know the drill, but if not, I'll break it down for you.

Remember those "Choose your Adventure" Goosebumps books?

ITS LIKE THAT BUT WITH WEIGHT GAIN AND ITS AWESOME.

So check it out!

[link]

There's everything I've done, but I greatly encourage you to start at the beginning of the story. There's some real talent over there.

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~watchalot Apr 5, 2013

Happy Birthday!

~gener8onslost Apr 5, 2013

happy birthday

~escpee Mar 27, 2013

Thanks for favouriting my work, I'm a big fan of your stories.

~jerkajerk Mar 28, 2013

No problem, and thank you!

*Be-lover228 Mar 26, 2013

thanks for the fave

~thedrifter91 Mar 25, 2013 Writer

Thanks for the watch and fave!

~CHE-Angelo Mar 1, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Thanks for the fav

~ImSoTheBlackSheep Feb 27, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

God i love watching Dr. Who too! I didnt know anyone still knew about it, all my friends think its stupid, they obviousely dont know cool things when they see them lol

~jerkajerk Feb 27, 2013

I had someone get me into Dr. Who a few months ago and managed to watch all of the newest series since then, and I've started on the old ones. It's a great show.

~ImSoTheBlackSheep Feb 27, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Is the newer one any good? I havent seen it yet

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